Archive for July 18, 2010

It Really is…



AVATAR SPECIAL EDITION

Paul the "Drive-in" Possum says, "Leave me alone! Watery eyes, sweaty palms, severe dehydration and a surly attitude are small prices to pay to see a FOXY BLUE Sigourney Weaver 598 Times... And I''ll watch it ANOTHER 598 TIMES if I damn well feel like it!"

Chinese Hipster Phil thinks, "I bet I could blow a MASSIVE FART right in the middle of Jake and Neytiri's sex scene and none of these pablum-loving fuckers would even move!"

EPIC FAIL.

THAT'S Gotta Hurt!

Joe Perry Rear Ended by a Grandma!

According to AP NEWS, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was rear-ended by a car while “riding” his 2009 Ducati motorcycle.

OUCH! THAT’S GONNA LEAVE A MARK… ON HIS STREET CRED.

NOT SO GOOD: A 62-year-old-grandmother struck Perry, 59, from behind.

EVEN WORSE: They were both reported to be going at a slow rate of speed!

After the accident, both drivers exchanged their License ID, insurance information and their AARP cards.

GLAD TO HEAR YOU’RE OK AND NO AEROSMITH TOUR DATES WILL BE AFFECTED!

Rock on, Joe!

Your 60th Birthday is right around the corner!

In all fairness, it looks like the boys have still got it:

And anybody who can play “I Dont Want to Miss a Thing” 150 times a year without putting a bullet in their head is OK by me!

ATLANTA 2009