This list has been making the internet rounds lately– so I thought I would add my own spin!
THE 9 DEADLIEST PHRASES…
…When used by a Woman!
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
#2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before taking out the garbage.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something– so you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
#4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. If you value your balls, do not take this dare.
#5 Loud Sigh
Not actually a word– this is a non-verbal statement, still often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about “Nothing.” (Refer to #3)
#6 That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
When a woman thanks you, just say, “You’re welcome.” This is a simple sign of gratitude… Unless she says ‘Thanks a lot.“ The “a lot” adds a note of pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you. Do not reply with “You’re welcome.” That retort will most definitely bring on a “Whatever.”
You’ve just been called an ASS, buddy. Get used to it!
9) Don’t Worry About It… I Got It
Possibly the most dangerous statement a woman can direct at a man. Usually a reply to a man lamely asking a woman if she still wants him to do something. “Don’t worry about it… I got it” means the woman has tired of you lying around after she has asked you to help several times and will now accomplish her goal without your help.
Later, when you inevitably ask “What’s wrong?”, expect no less than a #5, followed by a #3.
And Yes, I am entirely aware that there is an even more embarrassing list of words for the male of our species.