Billy Bush Gets His 2nd TV Show!

It has just been reported that Billy Bush– first cousin to former President George W. Bush–is hosting a SECOND daily TV Show.

Which one of these people would I rather see on this show-- alone?

This means Billy will be on Access Hollywood every night of the week in the US and now on Access Hollywood Live! every weekday for an hour. For those who think that is still not enough Bush can also listen to his national syndicated radio show– The Billy Bush Show.

Usually when Presidents serve out their terms or fall in approval ratings– their siblings, sons, daughters or other family relations follow suit. But not Billy Bush. He seems to be trucking along quite nicely– bucking the trend established by so many other political relatives like Billy Carter, Jack Ford and Roger Clinton.

I wonder… Does this miraculous staying power have anything to do with the way Billy poses for publicity photographs now?

I’m thinking I should work at one of those analyst think tanks– like the one on that new AMC show Rubicon… Because I’ve noticed that Billy always leans in his pictures.

If you look at the following photos, you might naturally assume he is leaning to the right.

BUT HE’S NOT. In actuality, Billy is leaning to HIS LEFT!

Just like he does in this photo:

How's that TWILIGHT 'DO working out, Billy?

Or this one:

Leaning Far Left

Again, here:

A Little More to the Left, Billy

Notice the subtle nod to the left in this coquettish close-up:

You're NOT fooling us, Mr. Bush!

THE QUESTION IS “WHY?”

Why did Billy start leaning left? Is he ashamed of his GOP brethren or is it just a blatant acceptance of the current Democrat power base?

We may never know… but we do believe this: Billy barely has enough talent to tie his shoes.

You already see that he can’t dress himself or style his hair beyond a Robert Pattinson homage. His interviews often seem poorly prepared and his soft questioning technique makes Larry King look like a hardball specialist.

He seems like a boorish eunuch every time he hosts the Miss Universe pageant . He’s more impressed by his childish one-liners than he is with the wealth of fabulous pulchritude on display. I’ve looked at hundreds of pictures of Billy Bush (pray for me) and while he’s almost always photographed with numerous gorgeous women (Nancy O’Dell, Daisy Fuentes, Eva Longoria Parker, etc.)– this is the only picture I could find where he looked like he was checking out some ass:

Strap Holder

And he wasn’t really putting the eyes anything here. Katherine Heigl’s dress strap had broken and he was holding it for her.

I want to make it clear that I am not attempting to say Billy is gay… And I couldn’t care less if he was.

My big beef with the man is he is always far too busy displaying his “charm” to the camera– that he seems oblivious to all the hotness at his side. Billy Bush is in the Billy Bush business and nothing else… Where the world revolves around his own personal satellite. I’ve never been able abide this type of singular form of self-absorption from anyone– even the most talented of people–  and I am certainly not going to heap praise on this talentless twit.

In short, I am doing something I normally wouldn’t: I am begging. Please crawl back into your cave of anonymity, Billy. I thought you would be gone by now. Kaput. Finito. But you’re still here, polluting my airwaves and flashing across my TV set no matter how hard I attempt to avoid you. Realistically, I don’t expect you to listen… As you seem as impervious to rational criticism as your cousin was.

There is one bright note in all this hellish mess, though. The longer you stay around, the more likely you are to pose for stupid pictures like this:

Billy & Ronald-- Separated at Birth?

Hopefully, a portent of Billy Bush jobs to come.

Comments
  1. Edward2962 says:

    I was going to try to make a joke about how you can never get too much bush, but uh…yeah

    I haven’t watched Access Hollywood in awhile but remember maybe a couple years ago when Billy interviewed Carlson Tucker. I don’t know if they know each other socially but Billy seemed so happy to be talking to a fellow conservative! Speaking of which, what happened to Carlson Tucker? It seemed like a few years ago he was going to take off and be the young Bill O’Riley but he didn’t reach that level of fame.

  2. Edward2962 says:

    Also, I know you don’t like her, but Katherine Heigl looks pretty with black hair.

  3. phil says:

    Come on,not Billy. Billy? BILLY? Wel 1st let me say if Nancy and Shaun were to co-host AH from this point out, I wouldn’t lose any sleep over his departure. That said…as h’wood types go, Billy is at the forefront; at least as far as the males go. Look who’s out there. Last I watched t.v. (which has been a while) Billy’s closest competition has been Mario (saved by the bell) Lopez
    And let’s not forget the rcent and not so recent past; There’s Rob( I always look disinterested) Weller, Bob (where u) Goen, whose helmet, masquerading as hair always had to be just so. Then there was John (don’t callme Yanni) Tesh
    Not to forget the ladies; There’s Kathy Lee (thank u kelly ripa) Gifford, Dixie ( hey I was on ET before Mary ) Watley and not to mention the formerlly million dollar insured legs of Mary ( Now I can’t even sell my legs ) Hart
    Their combined blandness, baffles me to no end. Individually they’re nauseating enough, so c’mon cut Billy a li’l slack Hard hitting interviews ain’t his thing. He’s not suppose to be Anderson Cooper or Matt lauer
    Now Seacrest….that’s someone to go after :-)

  4. phil says:

    Um………. I scanned your blog before I actually gave it a thorough read. I forgot about the BB show. Disregard 80% of what I posted above.

  5. This was a very enjoyable read.

    J.

  6. phil says:

    Aw c’mon, D. Everyone can use a little Bush in their lives!

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