Posts Tagged ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

The Good News:

America is finally figuring out that the CRAPTASTIC DUO of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer make horrendously shitty movies.

Codgers Rule Again!

1. The Expendables (Lionsgate)     $17,200,000
2.    Vampires Suck (Fox)     $12,500,000
3.    Lottery Ticket (Warner Bros)     $11,500,000
4.    Eat, Pray Love (Sony)     $11,400,000
5.    Piranha 3D (Dimension)    $10,100,000
6.    The Other Guys (Sony)     $9,700,000
7.    The Switch (Miramax)     $8,900,000
8.    Nanny McPhee Returns (Universal)     $8,400,000
9.
Inception (Warner Bros)     $8,200,000
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Universal)     $5,100,000

Your Weekend Box-Office

GREAT FOR A STALLONE FAN
SHITTY FOR A SCOTT PILGRIM FAN

CODGERS RULE!

1. The Expendables (Lionsgate)     $35,000,000
2.    Eat Pray Love (Sony)     $23,700,000
3.    The Other Guys (Sony)     $18,000,000
4.    Inception (Warner Bros.)     $11,200,000
5.    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Universal)     $10,500,000
6.    Despicable Me (Universal)     $6,800,000
7.    Step Up 3D (Disney)     $6,700,000
8.    Salt (Sony)     $6,400,000
9.    Dinner for Schmucks (Paramount)     $6,300,000
10.    Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (Warner Bros.)     $4,200,000

Eat, Pray, Love… FTW!?!

Hey Kids! With the RIGHT DIET / WORKOUT REGIMEN even your 64-year-old ass will look this RIPPED one day too. Just remember, 'ROIDS are for SUCKERS!

Psssst! There was a series of movies in the Late 70’s that took on this EXACT SAME IDEA– over the hill stars in an action movie.

The films were The Wild Geese and the less successful Wild Geese II.

They are, of course, now remaking The Wild Geese.

Let’s face it, we are in the Twilight of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s California Governorship.

Maybe that’s why Arnie felt like it was OK to take a day off to film a cameo appearance in Sylvester Stallone’s new film, The Expendables– despite the state teetering on bankruptcy.

Since the film opens in August and Arnie gets ejected in early January 2011– I thought it might be fun to examine how nuts it is that this crazy one-note mofo ever enjoyed a viable movie career in the first place.

This man should have been a “fluffer” in the locker room at Golds Gym Santa Monica… Not a movie star or a… Governor.

Jesus H. Christ on pogo stick!