Posts Tagged ‘Bruce Willis’

WHATCHU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, WILLIS?

SWINGIN’ ON A STAR

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

The Good News:

America is finally figuring out that the CRAPTASTIC DUO of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer make horrendously shitty movies.

Codgers Rule Again!

1. The Expendables (Lionsgate)     $17,200,000
2.    Vampires Suck (Fox)     $12,500,000
3.    Lottery Ticket (Warner Bros)     $11,500,000
4.    Eat, Pray Love (Sony)     $11,400,000
5.    Piranha 3D (Dimension)    $10,100,000
6.    The Other Guys (Sony)     $9,700,000
7.    The Switch (Miramax)     $8,900,000
8.    Nanny McPhee Returns (Universal)     $8,400,000
9.
Inception (Warner Bros)     $8,200,000
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Universal)     $5,100,000

Your Weekend Box-Office

GREAT FOR A STALLONE FAN
SHITTY FOR A SCOTT PILGRIM FAN

CODGERS RULE!

1. The Expendables (Lionsgate)     $35,000,000
2.    Eat Pray Love (Sony)     $23,700,000
3.    The Other Guys (Sony)     $18,000,000
4.    Inception (Warner Bros.)     $11,200,000
5.    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Universal)     $10,500,000
6.    Despicable Me (Universal)     $6,800,000
7.    Step Up 3D (Disney)     $6,700,000
8.    Salt (Sony)     $6,400,000
9.    Dinner for Schmucks (Paramount)     $6,300,000
10.    Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (Warner Bros.)     $4,200,000

Eat, Pray, Love… FTW!?!

Hey Kids! With the RIGHT DIET / WORKOUT REGIMEN even your 64-year-old ass will look this RIPPED one day too. Just remember, 'ROIDS are for SUCKERS!

Psssst! There was a series of movies in the Late 70′s that took on this EXACT SAME IDEA– over the hill stars in an action movie.

The films were The Wild Geese and the less successful Wild Geese II.

They are, of course, now remaking The Wild Geese.