This is my fave San Diego story– so I’ll cut right to the meat and forgo all my long-winded “filler” crap: It’s San Diego Comic Con. After a hard day “working” the convention (Hey! Walking around and talking to people about their projects and books IS hard!)– I decide to hit the Gaslamp District bars [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Crap’
♫ I HATE ROCK ‘n ROLL! ♫
Posted: July 22, 2010 in Delusions of Grandeur, REALLY Bad MusicTags: Charlotte, Crap, easily offended need not apply, I Love Rock 'n Roll!, Joan Jett, Maureen O'Boyle, North Carolina, Off Key, Rock and Roll, Sing-a-long
TODAY’S SING-A-LONG ♫ “I HATE ROCK ‘N ROLL! WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR GUN OUT AND SHOOT ME?” ♫ This happened in Charlotte, North Carolina– 12/31/09– during their New Year’s Eve “First Night” Festivities. ENJOY! My favorite part is when the singer limply asks, “Are you ready to ROCK OUT, Charlotte?” “Well, what the hell [...]
Enjoy Eating Catfish?
Posted: July 17, 2010 in Toxic FoodTags: Crap, Deadly Thai Catfish, not for the faint of heart, Toxins
In just a few minutes– you won’t enjoy eating them ever again. CARNIVORE BASTARDS! Toxic Catfish Video THIS “FISH FARM” LOOKS INNOCUOUS ENOUGH, RIGHT? If HUMANS are 98% Water– this HUGE CATFISH is 70% Toxic Waste, 28% Human Waste: At least we finally know where Jimmy Hoffa is!
WHAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST ABOUT THE NEW “EW” MAGAZINE COVER!
Posted: July 15, 2010 in SCREWED BY HOLLYWOODTags: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Crap, Entertainment Weekly, SDCC
UPDATE EDIT: Finally received the replacement copy for Entertainment Weekly’s San Diego Comic Con issue. Thankfully, “The New Buffy” headline they had splashed on the cover was NOT referencing a possible new Whedon-less Buffy Movie– but was touting the new “Buffy MOTION Comic”. Which proves that– with the internet– there is no “new” news anymore. [...]
First Pic of Ryan Reynolds as GREEN LANTERN?
Posted: July 15, 2010 in MOVIE COSTUMETags: Comics, Crap, DC, Fail?, Green Lantern Movie, Warner Bros
ARE YOU F’ING KIDDING ME?!? HONEST TO FRICKIN’ GOD… My first reaction when I saw this was somebody had pasted Ryan Reynold’s head on top of an illustration from the medical text, GRAY’S ANATOMY… Then PAINTED IT GREEN. GETTING A SENSE OF DEJA VU YET?
Show some RESPECT people!
Posted: July 15, 2010 in LifeTags: assholes, Crap, easily offended need not apply, not for the faint of heart, stupid, Whiny Bastards
I try not to preach. I just lay my opinions out there like every other asshole. (Okay, maybe not like every other asshole.) But I can’t help but expose one of my BIGGEST PET PEEVES. (Oh, before I start– here’s another one too.) Over the last 10 years, I’ve noticed a very real sea change [...]
Daredevil: REBORN– The Shitty NEW Costume… EXPLAINED!
Posted: July 15, 2010 in CRAP CHARACTER DESIGN REDESIGNEDTags: Bad Billy Tan Art, Comics, Crap, Marvel Mistake, New Costume, Secret Invasion, Shadowland, Skrulls
AND YOU THOUGHT “SECRET INVASION” WAS LONG OVER! APPARENTLY NOT. And this just in… Andy Diggle did NOT write the first issue of Shadowland. JEPH LOEB DID! (Oops! Printer’s Mistake!) …And the REAL Daredevil isn’t bad. This is the NEW SKRULL QUEEN. JUST ANOTHER EPIC FAIL FOR NORMAN OSBORN. For lovers of these types of hideous [...]
Sorry, Daredevil– Your NEW Costume is CRAP! ☠
Posted: July 14, 2010 in Crap Character DesignTags: Bad Billy Tan Art, Comics, Crap, Daredevil, Double D's, Marvel Mistake, Shadowland
THIS JULY, DAREDEVIL GOES COMMANDO! HOW BAD IS IT? IT’S THAT BAD! I haven’t read Shadowland yet… and I won’t read it for a while. But I still know what looks good. AND THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT! I find the limply drawn “Double D’s” on his chest particularly offensive. You just know those D’s are [...]
Ice Road F*ckers
Posted: July 13, 2010 in Television ReviewTags: Bad TV Show, Crap, Lame Reality TV, Reality Sucks!
Do you watch this piece of shit? I do! Do you know why I watch this shit? Good! ‘Cause I don’t! This “television show” is– beyond a shadow of a doubt– one of the most poorly manufactured, low-rent “reality” offerings ever foisted on the world… and it sucks harder than Lindsay Lohan hoping for “credit” [...]
